So I signed up for this online thingie-ma-jig….
And they sent me a “thanks for your interest, please follow up by doing X-ity-X-ity” email.
So I followed up, doing X-ity-X to the best of my ability (which, really, was pretty good, IMHO).
And they sent me another “thanks for you interest” email.
And another one.
At first it was every ten minutes – now it’s down to every thirty.
So far, 17.